Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
hi my name is melissa. i'm old. i live in new york. i'm nice, i promise.
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you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
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What is gay privilege?
better sex
No accidental kids.
Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.
Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.
Not being straight.
(Source: hotlinetwink, via itslexdude)
We have an update
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Pieter Hanson’s original tweet
Force people to look at your cats and suggest they donate to charity: This guy is using his 15 minutes correctly
i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
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